The Kingdom of Womble 9133 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.767 billion Womble 9133ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Womble 9133ian economy, worth 396 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,999 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 328,694 per year while the poor average 3,196, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 9133's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 9133 is ranked 236,597^th in the world and 10,374^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.